Do You Love an Apple? Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes, I love him, I'll never deny him I'll always love him 'til the day that I die Before I got married I wore a black shawl But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all But still I love him, I'll never deny him I'll always love him 'til the day that I die He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth His hands in his pockets, he whistles me out But still, I love him, I'll never deny him I'll always love him 'til the day that I die Do you love an apple? Do you love a pear? Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? Why yes, I love him, I'll never deny him I'll always love him 'til the day that I die Rufus has performed this song live, but never recorded it or released it officially